YOU MIGHT BE A JEHOVAH'S WITNESS IF:


YOU MIGHT BE A JEHOVAH'S WITNESS IF:





1. "pioneer" is not a stereo. 

2. "tract" has nothing to do with land or farming.

3. you know where Nisan 14 of the Jewish calender lands on the Gregorian calender from year to year and yet you commonly forget your own birthday.

4. You wash windows or cars for a living and still own five suits.

5. You think nothing of letting your friends stop by to use your bathroom.

6. You go to home Depot and go down the aisle where doors are displayed and you feel compelled to knock on them.

7. you can't buy a pair of shoes without thinking about how comfortable they will need to be while walking residential streets in 98 degree heat.

8. You have the tendency to refer to books by colour instead of title.

9. You have a shelf just for 192 page books.

10. you have "get togethers" rather than "parties".



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